Untitiled.....

I didn't realise that i forgotten to post so many stuffs.....well...in this post, I would like to share a lot of stuff that had happened in my life...

Let's start from 11/2/09

Evening arrived and we r out for a cycle... Thye Siang, Kerk, Mau, Jared and I went cycling around Ujong Pasir, Melaka.. These are a few pix of us at the jetty in Portuguese Settlement...

We arrive at the jetty..

nice pose TS...

he is the 1st person to walk down the beach...

the rest....

cowards.... kerk...why so emo??

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TS, what are you trying to do??

Haha..Thr goes the day...

on 13/2/2009

We went cycling around melaka...more pics at Thye Siang's blog.... well... i manage to take 1...

From left: matthew, thye siang

In front of McD 

On 20/2/2009

We went jogging + cam whoring in the Bukit Serindit park...

well..i'm the fattest and the slowest...so..i managed to get this pic...

Hey GUYS!! wait 4 me!!!

All having fun but i'm still jogging... Haih...

Checking his picture after cam whoring...

well..these are the winners...me... T.T

Kerk... Don't try anything stupid...

Kerk, Matt, win already still emo?

Matt...I don't know what happened to him...so emo....

ALERT!! this monkey is trying to be human....

Well...I mange to climb to the top of the slide n capture this picture...

HAHA!!

That's all... Bye Bye...

N@n@M1

One Hell Of A Night !!!!!!!!

Well...this post will not have any pictures... But this post is a must-see because this one thing that not everybody can experience it...only 3 lucky boys and 1 invisible guy... Resident Evil: Dataran Pahlawan Melaka Megamall...

Erm... it all started from 6.45 p.m. when i reach GSC 4 a movie called The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.. with me is Gary,Dinesh,Shaun,Mau,Thye Siang,Kerk & Zhi Wei..This is a brilliant show... PLEASE don't miss this show...I can bet Brad Pitt will win an Oscar for this movie... BRILLIANT ACT!!! FIVE STAR!!!

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

So..After that, we went straight down to to the ground floor as it was too cold....We went to the toilet and something strange happen... Well...shaun saw a thing in the toilet and start staring at the sign on the toilet door..and guess what?we saw a girl in a men's toilet...Shaun was stunned by that scene...and i thought she was a guy(you know wat i mean)..we had a hard laugh after she left...

Later on, we went out of DP...And i don't know which bugger say :" So long didn't rain dy..." Mouth damn suey...after he finish that sentence, the rain starts to pour...is not drizzly type of rain, but it is a huge pour!! Dang that fellow's mouth...

Here comes the beginning of our journey into Resident Evil..it was pouring heavily..and Shaun, Mau and Gary ran their way to Subaidah by sacrificing their wardrobe to be wet.. while the rest of us took the longer way... which leads us to the scene....


The Journey...

we walk our way to the DP underground car park...Because of the rain, we decided to use the Handicraft Center to go to Mamak Subaidah...we tried so many doors to enter the place but they are locked..it is juz like an RPG game whr everything is locked and u need to find the key to open the door... well, i don't know how but we managed to find an unlocked door and we went into the place....the corridor is semi lighted where thr are dark patches...If u guys played Resident Evil, you guys will know what we were seeing last nite...

Ming Zhe, " Kerk, ready ur weapons or not?"

Kerk,"No weapons how to get ready?"

Thye Siang, " Oi, protect me know...my life only have 1 Hit Point left.."

Dinesh, " This place scary balls..."

haha...these are part of the convo we had...when we reach the Subaidah entrance, it was locked... we shouted n whistled but no one could hear us (U all deaf or what??!!)... We got no choice but to the other way out... but we can't get out...The dark Handicraft Center turn into like a maze 2 us...

Thye Siang, " Liao la like tat..Slp here dy la.."

then, Thye Siang heard a walkie-talkie sound... " Ada tiga budak dalam Medan Handikraf..."
WTH... 3 BUDAK??? eh... got 4 la....we manage to find the guard and he brought us out of here...

Kerk, " Be careful know... that guard might be bitten by zombies.... he will transform into 1 later..."

Ming Zhe, " .........."

Still can joke er Kerk.....

That ended the journey... But i wonder how come the camera didn't spot Kerk...Funny...The guard said he is short and wearing black.... oic....nex time i wanna rob DP, I can rob easily....thanx to the great security system.... SIANG...NEXT ROBBING TARGET...DP..OK??

haha... I think Thye Siang has Gary's picture when he is soaking wet...haha...

well, that's all... tune in next time... bye bye...



N@n@M1

Japanese Please Don't Lan Si In Our Country...

A Japanese was in a hurry to the airport..so he took a Proton taxi there..The driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit..The Jap was irritated and became impatient..A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi...

Jap : See...See.... Toyota.... Japan Brand.... Very good....very fast.... Proton....Malaysia Brand.... No good...

Driver : yah...

After that, A Nissan Murano overtool the taxi...

Jap : See...See.... Nissan.... Japan Brand.... Very good....very fast.... Proton....Malaysia Brand.... No good...

Driver : yah...yah...

Next, a Honda Accord overtook the taxi...

Jap : See...See.... Honda.... Japan Brand.... Very good....very fast.... Proton....Malaysia Brand.... No good...

Driver : yah...yah...yah....

When they arrived at the airport, the Jap was about to pay the fare...

Driver : RM150 !!

Jap : So EXPENSIVE... You overcharge....

Driver : No no no no no.....look look....Sony meter...Very FAST... Very GOOD!!! JAPAN brand....






N@n@M1

Check this out!!!!!!!!!

This joke from Singapore is hilarious to me...I hope it is to you....

This is a story about a guy who went to the police station to report an assault..

Man : Sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officers who assaulted me in the cafe..
Police : May I have your name, please?
Man : Batman..
Police : Batman??!!
Man : Yes, Batman..
Police : Are you trying to be funny?
Man : No..
Police : Then what is your father's name..
Man : Suparman
Police : Hey!! Are you trying to be funny??!!
Man : No..
Police : You are telling me that you are Batman and your father is Superman??
Man : Yes...
Police : This is too much you know.. I can charge you for this offence for lying to a police officer... Show me your I\C...

Man : Here...

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Funny???

N@n@M1

continuation from thye siang's abt outing at DP..

These are the pix from the outing we went after the stay at Gary's house...well...sorry Gary,we went to your house is like tornado pass through your house... haha... but thanx for keeping us warm n welcome.. haha!!

well, in DP we went to Kopitiam Station..Gary ordered the wrong dish...and it is like so disgusting.. cantonese fried kuey teow.. looks nice but taste yucky...haha..

then we went to GSC...took pix in front of posters...thr are some in thye siang's blog,some is right here... haha!!

well...they are fighting for gary...i think...haha

hey...pls...Respect the vampire,Viktor...

welll,nerds jz like nerds....

well...i don't know why i became so perverted or bian tai or ham sap or whatever...took some pix in the toilet..haha!!

Mau is having his fun...in public toilet...ewww....

Toilet mirror is not for cam whore la...haha!!

Well...after movie,we went mamak at pertam...well, by then, we are all low battery dy...haha...but we still manage to smile...and Kerk keep spamming sms...Thanx to DiGi's Super SMS...haha... DiGi,always the "SMARTER" choice...

I dono wat i'm doing..but gary is looking at girls...haha!!!

kerk and mau...tired till emo dy....

Shaun is still energetic bcoz he is not wit us at Gary's hse...

Well... more outings are coming...pls stay updated...


N@n@M1

Memories...

Days in school was fun..well..these are the pix of us on the final day of schooling days...

This is Joachim with 100% battery power...

5 minutes later.....

HAHA!!!

look at Kang Sheng...Serious sial....

Joker:"Why so serious?? Let's put a smile on that face.."
Kang Sheng:"SPM know..cannot play play."

haiz....


This is Mau talking to Kin Wai.. For what i dono la...
Maybe taking notes abt studies


The Safari Boys(they call themselves that name)

nvr stop talking... =.=lll

The most innocent looking boy in the class...

Jeremy Kek...look at is blur face..

books...YEESHHH!!!!!!!!!!


Biology....

Gary look so nerdy back then...haha..

he is with Isaac and Jun Yu...
talking abt.....
I don't know...but i can confirm it's not abt porno...

Justin Choong...

So happy oni....
Bcoz he is a sure Straight A1 boy ma....

AND..

Group photo... i wasn't in the pic bcoz i'm takin this awesome pic...

look at this pic..they are like invisible..
it is like old school boys' spirit are back to haunt the school..
cool...? And Gary didn't notice it..

Well..these are all the pix i have in my com...but there are more pix n vids in my mind...i miss you guys...may success awaits you in your future...

it was raining heavily..so i took a bird's eye view picture of the school field bcoming a school porn..oops...i mean pond...

haha...that's all... friends!!!! I MISS YOU!!!!

N@n@M1

Under Construction

I'm kinda tired now...i will update my blog later....maybe tomorrow...BYE BYE...

check this out...Please follow instructions carefully...

Food...Funny?? ya They are...

I'm so so so hungry rite now...but my refrigerator has nothing to eat...haiz... well... jz as i thought,i should say some jokes about food... haha...

So, one day, Jack and Jill went to TGI Friday to have some grilled steak..When the steaks are served, Jack quickly picked the bigger piece...
Jill wasn't really happy and said: " When will you learn to be polite?!"
Jack said: " If you were given a choice to choose,which one will you pick?"
Jill replied: " Of course it is the smaller piece."
Jack replied with an annoyed tone: " So, what are you whining about?? The smaller piece is what you want right?? Geez....."

haha!!! swt rite???

ok... now there are 10 ways to annoy a waiter(i got this from the internet...)

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.

HAHA!!

Well,customers, don't be too cocky to the waiters.. because sometimes you won't be right all the time...check out this story...

A customer in a restaurant can't stop complaining about the air conditioner. He asked the waiter to turn it up when he feels hot and turn it down when he feels cold. The waiter kept walking back and forth without a word. The customer did those complaints for about half an hour. But the waiter is still patiently serving him.
Another customer pitied the waiter and asked: " Why are you doing what he tells you? Don't you feel annoyed?"
The waiter answered: " Well, he can complain the whole day, I don't really care. This restaurant doesn't have any air conditioner."

=.=lll

haha!!!

Erm...When kids mention something disgusting during a meal, please take note because they don't say it for no reason.. Check out this story..

Son: Daddy, are caterpillars good for eating?

Daddy: Hey!! you are not suppose to say disgusting stuffs while you are eating!!

Mummy: That's right!! but son, why do you ask??

Son: Well, i saw a caterpillar under daddy's lettuce,but dad finished the whole caterpillar.So, I'm curios about it...


Well,Daddy sure learn his lesson..
And Please don't simply trust recipe from the internet..because some may mislead you...try this..

A great fruit cake recipe

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.



Haha! Drunk Chef...

To wrap up my post about funny food experience,i would like to end with a few jokes about food..

Female mushroom says to a male mushroom : "You are a fun guy(fungi).."

next,

Q: ever wonder why people pay RM4 for a bottle of 250ml "Evian" Mineral Water in 5 star restaurant?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards...


THANX FOR VISTING... Hope you enjoyed...

N@n@M1

Gary, For You...

To: Gary Lim

I received this e-mail and i found out tat this might cheer you up during your working days..

Bored? Check out these pictures..

Old Movie,
New Watch...
=.=lll

If you wanna be prepared,
please hold the trigger....

Troy,look!!!
An aeroplane!!!!
(were the wright bros. born so early?)

Cellphones are created so early??
Cool...

well..he is not a pirate after all..

Stupidity Report
Aim: To determine whether Bush is stupid or not.
Problem Statement:Is Bush stupid?
Hypothesis:Bush is stupid.

Observation:

#1

#2

Conclusion: Bush Is Stupid..Hypothesis is accepted..

Enjoyed???? Kesian you... From off day bcom full day.. well,enjoy!!!

N@n@M1

Guess Who's Back??

Hi everybody... I"M BACK!!!!!!!!!


Back From Penang for CNY..Even though i'm stuck in a small town called Balik Pulau where there is no shopping complex and quite backward town...But everything is fun...the most interesting part is at night..in melaka,i cant see stars covering the dark black sky,but in balik pulau,the night sky is so beautiful...the stars are all over the sky..and they really twinkle...so awesome...twinkle twinkle little stars... lol...

i took a lot of pix in penang but many of them are in my bro's phone(bcoz his 5M while mine is 1.3M... T_T) so i have to wait for him 2 come back from cyberjaya 2 get the pix.. haih


blog some other times...i update my blog later...

Happy CNY!!! See you after CNY..

Hey there... i'm sorry to tell u all tat i will b in penang 4 the cny until 31st jan. so.. guys... i'm sori i cant attend most of your outings and events.. Thye Siang.. if i don go ur hse on 3rd day, got keep ang pow 4 me anot?? haha...jking nia...Tell ur parents GONG XI FA CAI!!!! Ox Year Huat Dua Zai(tis is hokkien)..... Isaac Ng... Your party on the 30th...i'm reli sorry i cant make it...anywayzzz, HAPY BITRHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

To everyone out there,

Pls be mindful of the things you do this CNY... Kids, watch out when u r playing fire crackers...you wouldn't want to go back to school without your fingers... Guyzz and Gurls.... Enjoy with a limit....don't get yourself drunk and don't burn your own pocket... Alcohol and gambling causes tropuble and more.............trouble...

Anyway... to everybody tat is reading my blog... HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR.... GONG XI FA CAI... WAN SHI RU YI.... 

P/S: alfred,i'm takin down tat post...Happy CNY...

Have A Smile... :-) ENJOY!!!!

take some time off...smile... because laughter is the best medicine....



This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US !!!

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'How r u'."
Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is....

When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said 'Who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr.Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'Me too, ha-ha... .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room!!!!!!

Smiles???

Here's another...

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

next...

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

next...

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


next...

Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?'
Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am ?!'
Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'

next..

Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'

next..

Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?'
Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'

next...

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

next..

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

next..

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

next...

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

next...

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

next....

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Enjoyed??

Want more???

haha...sorry... later....



N@n@M1...

Smile..... :-)

Smile.....i learned that when i was so young...i don't think i can remember when.. but nowadays...smiles on my face is getting lesser...some smiles are not counted as they are fake.. i don't think i smiled more than 10 times today... maybe i should smile more so that i can live an easier life... but.. life without her is kinda killin' me softly... i don't mean to be emo and i'm not emo now.. but seriously...waking up in tears feels like hell... i wanted to smile but some words she said made me stop smiling again... well... life still go on.. the earth still turns and still revolves around the sun.. the clock still ticks and time still flies(i meant terbang not lalat.. :P)... come on nanami... smile... it will feel better...



N@n@M1..

A deeper look into the new Honda City 1.5S and 1.5E

Welcome to my review for cars..

Previously i reviewed about the Scuderia Ferrari S60 for Formula 1 Season 2009... In this post, is the whole new 2009 Honda City 1.5S and 1.5E..

The 2009 Honda City comes in 2 variants, the Honda City 1.5S and the Honda City 1.5E. The 1.5S is the lower end variant, priced at RM84,980 OTR with insurance while the top of the line is the Honda City 1.5E priced at RM89,980 and includes full specs such as larger wheels and paddle shifters.

look like BMW 3 Series

The City 1.5E and the City 1.5S are both powered by the new 1.5 liter SOHC i-VTEC engine producing 120 PS at 6,600rpm and 145Nm of torque at 4,800rpm. No manual option is available. The sole transmission is a 5-speed automatic with two overdrive ratios. Strangely, the Japanese engineers at the Honda City launch claims only one overdrive gear with no specific gear ratio data available, but a quick check from the specs in other countries shows the following gear ratios for the City: 1st - 2.995, 2nd - 1.678, 3rd - 1.066, 4th - 0.760, 5th - 0551. Perhaps they have a different definition of overdrive, or they’ve re-geared it for the Malaysian market.

Unlike the previous City which differentiated the i-DSI and VTEC models on the interior via different colours, the new City has an all-black interior across the variant range. I love black dashes, and although the plastics on the interior aren’t really soft touch as expected in a B-segment car, it has a slight rough texture to it so it doesn’t really look or feel cheap until you decide to rub around the dashboard. It’s definitely better than some of its competitors so it isn’t the worst in class.

The City 1.5 S base model’s interior lacks some nice features that the 1.5 E has, such as the compartment under the rear seats, 60:40 split rear seats with a reclining feature, a rear armrest with cupholder, and it only has fixed rear headrest. Both models have water repellent seats.

The audio system also only has 4 speakers compared to the 1.5 E model’s 6 speakers but both variants get the new audio system which features nearly every connectivity method you’d possibly want - CD with MP3 and WMA support, USB input with iPod control support, and an aux input. The only thing you could want is Bluetooth audio streaming.

The exterior between the two models can easily be differentiated by the front bumper and the alloy wheels. The 1.5 S has smaller 15 inch alloy wheels with 175/65R15 tyres while the 1.5 E has larger 16 inch alloy wheels with 185/55R16 tyres. The front bumper of the 1.5 E model has fog lamps while the 1.5 S does not. The 1.5 E also gains power retractable door mirrors (though both are electronically adjustable).

Coming to the safety features point, both the models are equally equipped. Both the 1.5 E and the 1.5 S has dual SRS airbags for the front passenger and driver, ABS brakes, EBD, Brake Assist, and a driver’s window that automatically stops when something is in its path while it is winding up.

Only five colours are available, but sadly no white or red! I asked Honda why did they omit these colours as the red seems to be the new City’s flagship colour while white seems to be quite a popular choice lately, but they said according to customer surveys and the past Honda cars sales colour mix, red wasn’t very popular so they decided to leave it out. The five colours are: Deep Lapis Blue Metallic, Crystal Black Pearl, Polished Metal Metallic, Alabaster Silver Metallic, and Bold Beige Metallic.

Here are some pictures of the car and its accessories... Enjoy!!!

Bold Biege Metallic

Deep Lapis Blue Metallic

Crystal Black Metallic

Alabaster Silver Metallic

Interior

Audio System

By, Paul Tan.org