So, one day, Jack and Jill went to TGI Friday to have some grilled steak..When the steaks are served, Jack quickly picked the bigger piece...
Jill wasn't really happy and said: " When will you learn to be polite?!"
Jack said: " If you were given a choice to choose,which one will you pick?"
Jill replied: " Of course it is the smaller piece."
Jack replied with an annoyed tone: " So, what are you whining about?? The smaller piece is what you want right?? Geez....."
haha!!! swt rite???
ok... now there are 10 ways to annoy a waiter(i got this from the internet...)
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".
6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"
1. Three words: eat the check.
HAHA!!
Well,customers, don't be too cocky to the waiters.. because sometimes you won't be right all the time...check out this story...
A customer in a restaurant can't stop complaining about the air conditioner. He asked the waiter to turn it up when he feels hot and turn it down when he feels cold. The waiter kept walking back and forth without a word. The customer did those complaints for about half an hour. But the waiter is still patiently serving him.
Another customer pitied the waiter and asked: " Why are you doing what he tells you? Don't you feel annoyed?"
The waiter answered: " Well, he can complain the whole day, I don't really care. This restaurant doesn't have any air conditioner."
=.=lll
haha!!!
Erm...When kids mention something disgusting during a meal, please take note because they don't say it for no reason.. Check out this story..
Son: Daddy, are caterpillars good for eating?
Daddy: Hey!! you are not suppose to say disgusting stuffs while you are eating!!
Mummy: That's right!! but son, why do you ask??
Son: Well, i saw a caterpillar under daddy's lettuce,but dad finished the whole caterpillar.So, I'm curios about it...
Well,Daddy sure learn his lesson..
And Please don't simply trust recipe from the internet..because some may mislead you...try this..
A great fruit cake recipe
Sample the whisky to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.
Haha! Drunk Chef...
To wrap up my post about funny food experience,i would like to end with a few jokes about food..
Female mushroom says to a male mushroom : "You are a fun guy(fungi).."
next,
Q: ever wonder why people pay RM4 for a bottle of 250ml "Evian" Mineral Water in 5 star restaurant?
A: Just spell "Evian" backwards...
THANX FOR VISTING... Hope you enjoyed...
N@n@M1
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