Happy CNY!!! See you after CNY..

Hey there... i'm sorry to tell u all tat i will b in penang 4 the cny until 31st jan. so.. guys... i'm sori i cant attend most of your outings and events.. Thye Siang.. if i don go ur hse on 3rd day, got keep ang pow 4 me anot?? haha...jking nia...Tell ur parents GONG XI FA CAI!!!! Ox Year Huat Dua Zai(tis is hokkien)..... Isaac Ng... Your party on the 30th...i'm reli sorry i cant make it...anywayzzz, HAPY BITRHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

To everyone out there,

Pls be mindful of the things you do this CNY... Kids, watch out when u r playing fire crackers...you wouldn't want to go back to school without your fingers... Guyzz and Gurls.... Enjoy with a limit....don't get yourself drunk and don't burn your own pocket... Alcohol and gambling causes tropuble and more.............trouble...

Anyway... to everybody tat is reading my blog... HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR.... GONG XI FA CAI... WAN SHI RU YI.... 

P/S: alfred,i'm takin down tat post...Happy CNY...

Have A Smile... :-) ENJOY!!!!

take some time off...smile... because laughter is the best medicine....



This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US !!!

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'How r u'."
Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is....

When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said 'Who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr.Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'Me too, ha-ha... .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room!!!!!!

Smiles???

Here's another...

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

next...

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

next...

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


next...

Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?'
Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am ?!'
Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'

next..

Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'

next..

Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?'
Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'

next...

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

next..

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

next..

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

next...

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

next...

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

next....

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Enjoyed??

Want more???

haha...sorry... later....



N@n@M1...

Smile..... :-)

Smile.....i learned that when i was so young...i don't think i can remember when.. but nowadays...smiles on my face is getting lesser...some smiles are not counted as they are fake.. i don't think i smiled more than 10 times today... maybe i should smile more so that i can live an easier life... but.. life without her is kinda killin' me softly... i don't mean to be emo and i'm not emo now.. but seriously...waking up in tears feels like hell... i wanted to smile but some words she said made me stop smiling again... well... life still go on.. the earth still turns and still revolves around the sun.. the clock still ticks and time still flies(i meant terbang not lalat.. :P)... come on nanami... smile... it will feel better...



N@n@M1..

A deeper look into the new Honda City 1.5S and 1.5E

Welcome to my review for cars..

Previously i reviewed about the Scuderia Ferrari S60 for Formula 1 Season 2009... In this post, is the whole new 2009 Honda City 1.5S and 1.5E..

The 2009 Honda City comes in 2 variants, the Honda City 1.5S and the Honda City 1.5E. The 1.5S is the lower end variant, priced at RM84,980 OTR with insurance while the top of the line is the Honda City 1.5E priced at RM89,980 and includes full specs such as larger wheels and paddle shifters.

look like BMW 3 Series

The City 1.5E and the City 1.5S are both powered by the new 1.5 liter SOHC i-VTEC engine producing 120 PS at 6,600rpm and 145Nm of torque at 4,800rpm. No manual option is available. The sole transmission is a 5-speed automatic with two overdrive ratios. Strangely, the Japanese engineers at the Honda City launch claims only one overdrive gear with no specific gear ratio data available, but a quick check from the specs in other countries shows the following gear ratios for the City: 1st - 2.995, 2nd - 1.678, 3rd - 1.066, 4th - 0.760, 5th - 0551. Perhaps they have a different definition of overdrive, or they’ve re-geared it for the Malaysian market.

Unlike the previous City which differentiated the i-DSI and VTEC models on the interior via different colours, the new City has an all-black interior across the variant range. I love black dashes, and although the plastics on the interior aren’t really soft touch as expected in a B-segment car, it has a slight rough texture to it so it doesn’t really look or feel cheap until you decide to rub around the dashboard. It’s definitely better than some of its competitors so it isn’t the worst in class.

The City 1.5 S base model’s interior lacks some nice features that the 1.5 E has, such as the compartment under the rear seats, 60:40 split rear seats with a reclining feature, a rear armrest with cupholder, and it only has fixed rear headrest. Both models have water repellent seats.

The audio system also only has 4 speakers compared to the 1.5 E model’s 6 speakers but both variants get the new audio system which features nearly every connectivity method you’d possibly want - CD with MP3 and WMA support, USB input with iPod control support, and an aux input. The only thing you could want is Bluetooth audio streaming.

The exterior between the two models can easily be differentiated by the front bumper and the alloy wheels. The 1.5 S has smaller 15 inch alloy wheels with 175/65R15 tyres while the 1.5 E has larger 16 inch alloy wheels with 185/55R16 tyres. The front bumper of the 1.5 E model has fog lamps while the 1.5 S does not. The 1.5 E also gains power retractable door mirrors (though both are electronically adjustable).

Coming to the safety features point, both the models are equally equipped. Both the 1.5 E and the 1.5 S has dual SRS airbags for the front passenger and driver, ABS brakes, EBD, Brake Assist, and a driver’s window that automatically stops when something is in its path while it is winding up.

Only five colours are available, but sadly no white or red! I asked Honda why did they omit these colours as the red seems to be the new City’s flagship colour while white seems to be quite a popular choice lately, but they said according to customer surveys and the past Honda cars sales colour mix, red wasn’t very popular so they decided to leave it out. The five colours are: Deep Lapis Blue Metallic, Crystal Black Pearl, Polished Metal Metallic, Alabaster Silver Metallic, and Bold Beige Metallic.

Here are some pictures of the car and its accessories... Enjoy!!!

Bold Biege Metallic

Deep Lapis Blue Metallic

Crystal Black Metallic

Alabaster Silver Metallic

Interior

Audio System

By, Paul Tan.org

Heartbreak......

My first Emo blog... At last i broke my principles..."don't be EMO"... i'm now.....

How many times can i break till i shatter???
well....countless times.... everytime i crack,i try to mend it back...now this time....i'm reli shattered.... i thought i can mend it back...i'm done....so done.....

i just said to myself not to break my own heart 1 more time...but still have to break...i just don understand why ppl just can't make my life easy...parents....pressure....girl....pressure....work.....manager gif stupid reasons....

C'mon la!!!! i just wan a free n happy after-SPM-life....have fun wit frens...and have a smooth road with her.....but....why these juz can't happen....

i thought i can give her everything...but..i can't..i thought i took off the pressure on her shoulders...but....i'm adding more....haiz......i thought i'm giving her space..but...i'm suffocating her...i thought making her happy,but in actual fact,i'm pissing her off....i thought she can live her life..but i'm obstructing her....i'm making her worse...i'm such a loser....sore loser......i will not pull her back anymore....

I wanna hold on i wanna keep moving on.....but......ppl kip wanting more...why is human so greedy?? they are always not enough for the things they get...they keep asking for more....c'mon la...i'm not Clark Kent or Bruce Banner or Peter Parker...i'm not Tony Stark and not Chris Brown.... i'm not SUPERHUMAN...... c'mon......

i'm broke,i'm heart-broke.....wat the @#$% man..... All i can do now is sleep,wake up,eat,play com,play ps2,bathe eat n sleep...sometimes lepak with friends....but now my friends are busy working....and some are so f 'ed up...

i just don understand my tears just can't fall anymore....i usually cry like a baby when this situation occurs...but i'm not crying....why?? haiz.....the night will be very very very loooonnnnggggg tonight...... *sigh* Go through it ba.....

...................................................i'm no more a gentleman...i can't even obey the first rule: do not lose your head... and i'm losing it now....

Matthew's birthday.. Welcome to HOLLYWOOD baby!!!!!

Matthew's birthday party... is a movie in the making...
Because... We went to Hollywood,USA to celebrate...
this movie is....One Day In Hollywood...
Starring: Matthew,Shaun,E-Jynn,Tyler,Shanwayne,Andy,Thye Siang,Kerk,Gary,Kim Chern and The KEK twins,Jeremy & Joachim...
Directed,Produced,Screenplayed & Edited by: Steven Speilberg...
=.=lll

Columbia Pictures presents...



MGM Pictures presents...


Paramount Pictures presents...


Warner Bros. Pictures presents...

We sat the US pizza van and miraculously,12 person can enter such a small van(I wonder...)... haha



So...Everything starts here.... In US Pizza,Dataran Hollywood,USA....

E-Jynn:Oi, pia!! here got rubbish or not??
Me:Hmmm... Let's see....

Me:Eh,Matthew see got rubbish topping pizza o not?
Matt:Wait ar ho sin....Finding...don have leh...
Shaun:(who is gonna sell rubbish pizza)
Jeremy:(got ntg else meh E-Jynn...)


E-Jynn:Reli don have meh....
Me:Ya la...Choose other pizza la...
Matt:Ya la ho sin...don hari-hari think of rubbish la....

E-Jynn: U all see properly...sure got 1...i ate b4...
Me: ... k la... We look again Matt...
Gary:(Tsk tsk tsk...come people's party,demand so much)

Matt: Ho sin...u wan rubbish izit?? Outside a lot...go take....
Me: =.=lll enuff la...go choose some proper pizza...

After the meal.......................

Shanwayne: BURP!!!!!!!!!!!! Excuse me.......
Joachim:Geli....No manners.....


Shanwayne:(covers mouth)Sorry la....
Joachim: WAD~~EVER~~~~~

Me:GET THAT CAMERA OFF ME!!!
Thye Siang: Chill mann... Cam-whoring is fun!! Eh,E-Jynn,pose cun cun 1...tat's right..
E-Jynn: I'm so sexaaayyyyy!!!!
Matt:(bluek!!!!!)
Shaun:No eyes to see mann..hurting my Portuguese eyes...

Jeremy:Tat day ar...I call the who.... bla bla bla bla bla bla.......
Shanwayne: ...... (when will this end??)
Me:Eh.. Sien la...Kang Sheng mei you zuo gong,Poney mei you ren...kia..Chiong Hollywood Parade...
Matt:Ok!! On...
Shaun:Chinese again... =.=lll
Kim Chern:Why are we walking around doing ntg??
Mau: Thye Siang!!! Watch out behind you!!!
BANG!!!!!!
Thye Siang:Aiyo..say earlier la...(Sakit....)

On our way to Hollywood Parade......

Kerk:We Go MPH 1st...find Beh Beh....
All: ON!!!

In MPH....

Me:Why am I looking at these books abt Islam??
Mau:wah...Hannah Montana...My favourite...
Kerk:Shanwayne...U like Mr.Midnight??
Shanwayne:....erm....
Shaun:Nothing suitable for me here...

Shaun:Yea....This one for 4 me...Pre School....
Me: .......

Shanwayne: kerk...do i look like i love Mr.Midnight?
Kerk: No... Then what kind of books u like???
Shanwayne: This.............

Shanwayne:Hehe...Romance..Bikini...Making love....i love it!!!
Kerk: I like the guy behind.....
Shanwayne: ............ U gay or what!!!!!!
Kerk:HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary:(bloody kerk... i'm here and u dare to look at other guys...)

After MPH, we went for bowling...

Shaun:How am I goin to clear this split??
Me: In ur dreams....
Jeremy:Score goal la...Easy..U Torres rite?

Jeremy:Pia!! Faster choose ur ball la...
Me:Relax...muz feel which ball suitable ma...
Jeremy:Pia.. U go first..
Me:OK!!(Bowl...)

Masuk Longkang.......

All:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Matt:Pia!! U clown or wat??
Kerk:Disappointing la...
Mau:Ming Zhe....Serious a bit la....
Me: .............
Shanwayne:Shaun,laughing at Chinese now la...

Gary:Enough...My turn...
Me:Shuddup la..Juz bowl la..Nvm..Matt go 1st...
Gary: ...... Sure X...don worry....
Kerk: Jia You Gary!!!! I love you!!!

Me:Eat your words GAY-Ry...
Gary: .......
Kerk: Nvm Gary...will X nex time...
Me:(shivering.....)

Well..Matt and Thye Siang drew at 1st place wit 109 points...such a coincidence...

Matt:Enough dy...go Wonderland...

Erm. B-boy say go then we go la...

Thye Siang: I kesian know..At home can't rempit..Now i rempit lo...

Me:Eh Shaun..Aim properly know...U shoot Big KEK,I shoot Small KEK...
Shaun:OK...
Me:Don miss know...
Shaun:I won't...They so big in size...

Shaun: =.=lll wait...Which is Big KEK and which is Small KEK??
Me:Like I care... Jz shoot them down la....ish......Portuguese......
Shaun:Ya..Portuguese shooting Chinese...
Shanwayne:Don't racist racist la.....

The Final BATTLE!!!! DAYTONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Machine:Gentlemen...Start Your Engines.....
VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOOM VROOMMM!!!!!!!!
Machine:3,2,1,GO!!!!!!!!!
Shaun:GO GO GO!!!!
Jeremy:Move la!!Don block me...
Shanwayne:I jz finish my lesson 2day..sure can beat u all...
Mau: Quiet la SHAN....
Joachim:Ya la..
Kerk:Gary...Where are you???.....
Me:Eh...Shut up and drive......
Matt:Pia!! U think u are Rihanna....

The Champion of Daytona is....Matthew Ee a.k.a. Birthday Boy!!!!!!(we gif chance oni...ur birthday ma)

Me:Whack you bloody@#$%!!@#$ !!!
All: OI OI OI!!!! Pia...watch ur words...

After whacking that stupid dummy...we went to McD n we enjoyed our tea break...Then, I went to Kek's House.... but before we reach Gary's car...we saw something...

Gary:Kena saman bcoz i'm 20mins late....
Me:U unlucky ma...This is matt's b'day gift 4 u..

THE END.....

That is the end of the show... Matthew...thanx 4 ur treat...vr nice n vr appreciate it... Happy Birthday... 18 dy...can do a lot of things dy.... but please be mindful.... Look before u leap.... haha!!