Monday, 30 March 2009

The HAMANN BMW X6 Tycoon

HAMANN Motorsport is most famous recently for such outrageous machines as the Mercedes-Benz SLR-based HAMANN Volcano.

Mercedes-Benz SLR-Based HAMANN Volcano

But its treatment for the more mundane X6 turns a car that perhaps never should have been to a high performance, high style machine they're calling Tycoon.


HAMANN BMW X6 Tycoon(front)

HAMANN BMW X6 Tycoon(back)

The HAMANN BMW X6 Tycoon improves and builds upon the X6 platform in nearly every way. A couple of engine choices here, but true gear heads might want to take a look at HAMANN's treatment for the X6 diesel. Using the xDrive35d engine as a base, HAMANN coaxes 315 horsepower and a mammoth 487 lb-ft. of torque athe the crank. Granted, the X6 is a heavy car..crossover..whatever, but we're betting this moves.

Carbon Fibre hood



Wide Body



On the outside, the HAMANN X6 Tycoongets a body widening by way of new front and rear air dams and skirts that complete the package by wrapping a round and extending the wheel wells. The aero package is completed by rear and roof -deck spoilers. The Tycoon looks suficiently menacing and important without going too far into the overstated realm.

HAMANN Logo
Spoiler...

Most instantly eye-catching are the 23 inch custom DESIGN EDITOIN RACE ANODIZED alloys wrapped by 315/25R23 tires front and rear. The X6 Tycoon will look most at home in the city, though should be able to handle it self just fine on the back roads.


Look at the rim & tyre...

WONDERFUL!!!!

Beautiful Interior... O.O

The Spec for the Tycoon...

Conclusion, this car is brilliant. Let's give it a thumbs UP!!!






N@n@M1

Monday, 23 March 2009

Guys...let me kill your boredom...

Toilet.....

What can people do in toilet?


Urinate....


Pass motion....

And also

BECOME A POET!!!

(but not on this book la..)

Well...I saw a few poems by some not so famous poets in the country...

I think this is by a junior Poet

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastards stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my fingers.

Before he graduated as a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Well.. someone replied his art..

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart
But shit my pants!!

Perhaps.. People finds inspiration in toilets...

I came here
To shit and stink
But all I do
Is sit and think

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read bullshit on the walls...

In addition...People also take toilet walls as job advertisement space

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the fire department wants you..

For the Ministry Of Environment

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please..

Some signs in toilets are unexpectable..

I saw this behind a toilet door..

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

Finally... this should teach some customers in a few restaurants...

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.. PLEASE aim properly....



Did you LoL???


You got enough??

Ok la...time to unleash my hamsap-ness...

enjoy!!

Hot & Cold..(not Katy Perry)

After his medical check up, the doctor said to the elderly man : " You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact I do.." said the old man. " After I had sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I had sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty.."
After examining his wife, the doctor said : " Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
"nope.." said the old lady..." why?"
The doctor then say to her : " Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold n chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"
" Oh that crazy old fart!!" she replied.
" That's because the first time is usually during WINTER whilst the second time is during the SUMMER.."

=.=lll


LOL???


N@n@M1

Friday, 20 March 2009

Stucked...Shattered....

Date : 20 March 2009
Time : 3.50a.m.
Mood : Bad & down


I'm stuck in this world where there is no place to turn to...i'm stuck in the center of a crossroad...to move to the north or south or east or west....if i move south,i cant find a place there...to the north,i might hurt a person whom i don't plan to hurt....


what the @#$% is going on...?? i'm stucked in this shithole where nobody wants to pull me out and i'm sinking bit by bit everyday... No matter how loud i shout, nobody will hear me, nobody will gif me a hand or even pass me a rope to pull me out of this shit....well...i'm quite lucky to have 2 person who are trying to pull me out..THANKS GUYS... :-)

jealousy....running through my veins....i don't know why.... maybe i didn't work hard enough or maybe i'm jz @#$%ing coward.... if that message was sent that day, this would not happen...well, maybe it is an experience i was destined to go through...maybe a broken heart will be necessary in me... shall i correct my adjectives?? Shattered heart will be more precise...well...don change anything as i will be okay in a while..jz go on with the life you had and don think abt it...i'm fine... i'm sure... don make any changes...please...okay??



An invisible man in an invisible town with a bunch of frens who cant see me....m i really there in your eyes...or i'm jz a freak who tries to attract unwanted attention....? Or i'm ntg but a fool who is dirty-minded and have no brains while talking? am i???

well... 2nd emo post...sorry to those people who don like emo and please don't comment on this post.... any comments shall not be entertained...



:-( N@n@M1 :''-(

Sunday, 15 March 2009

Sorry....

To: Everybody who looks at my blog,

I'm sorry that I didn't update my Blog for so long...the pix i had during my penang n genting trip hadn't been up due to slow connection and sucky computer...u can actually have a look of those at http://g-lim.blogspot.com/ and http://thyesiang.blogspot.com/

I'm so sorry guys n gurls... hope u guys can forgive me....

and congrats to those who scored well in SPM. For those who didn't do so well, don't feel sad because there are still many things u can do...get a better result in college or something.... And for those who are taking SPM this year and years to come, please be prepared and never give up on studies...be strong....




N@n@M1..