Indians are funny.....(i'm not racist)

Well guys... i wanna let u guys have some fun...

i had a friend...he went to India... And he brought back a wonderful gift for me...

He brought back a bunch of jokes...


here we go.....


Boss : Where were you born?
Sardar : India...
Boss : Which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? My whole body is from India...


2 Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car...
A : What will you do if the bomb went off while fixing...?
B : Don worry... I have another one....


Sardar : Excuse me, what is the name of your car?
Lady : I'm not sure about the name, but i know it starts with 'T'..
Sardar : Oh.. That's a strange car.. Starts with Tea.. I thought al cars starts with petrol..


Sardar found a new job.. On the 1st day, he worked on the computer till late evening.. His boss was happy asked..

Boss : What were you doing till late evening?
Sardar : The alphabets on the keyboard wasn't in order.. so i made it alright..


Sardar went to a museum and accidentally broke a statue..

Museum Administrator : The statue u broke was 500 years old...
Sardar : Phew!!! I thought it was a new 1...



In an Interview.....

Interviewer : how does an electric motor runs?
Sardar : Dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........
Interviewer : STOP IT!!!!!!!!
Sardar : Dhurrrrrrrrr Dhup Dhup........



Sardar was hired as a tour guide....

Tourist : Whose skeleton was that?
Sardar : The old king's skeleton...
Tousrist : How about the smaller 1 beside it?
Sardar : Oh!! That's the skeleton of the old king when he was young...
(Tourist faints)

Sardar : You Cheated ME!!!!!
Shopkeeper : No.. I sold you a good radio..
Sardar : Radio label shows "Made In Japan" but Radio says " All India Radio"....


LOLX.!! Did u enjoy it??

Sorry and i not trying to be racist...
This is just for fun... Thank You!!!




N@n@M1